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If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.

by cusstionary January 24, 2020, 11:31 pm 1.8k Views

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If you had to choose one position for the rest of your life

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving

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If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.

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Written by cusstionary

Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is.

Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Your body is made up of 70% water. and I’m thirsty.

Your bra doesn’t look like it fits, do you want to try the free fitting service back at my place?

Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is.

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis

Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

Your body is made up of 70% water. and I’m thirsty.

Your bra doesn’t look like it fits, do you want to try the free fitting service back at my place?

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I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Your body is made up of 70% water. and I’m thirsty.

What do you, yogurt, cereal, and soup have in common? They’re all things I want to spoon.

What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.

If you had to choose one position for the rest of your life

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving

What do you think?

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