You are here: Home Top Ever Top Ever Top news of all time Your body is made up of 70% water. and I’m thirsty. Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me. If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them. What do you, yogurt, cereal, and soup have in common? They’re all things I want to spoon. Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is. Lying in bed and bored. Wish you were here to play Simon Says with me. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore—my face should be among them. Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.