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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore—my face should be among them.

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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore—my face should be among them.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore—my face should be among them.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore—my face should be among them.

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You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is.

Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is.