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Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis

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Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis

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You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is.

Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is.