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My nutritionist told me you are what you eat and I want to be a beautiful woman.

by cusstionary January 24, 2020, 11:31 pm 1.6k Views

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My name isn’t Elmo

One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?

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My nutritionist told me you are what you eat and I want to be a beautiful woman.

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Written by cusstionary

Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is.

Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Your body is made up of 70% water. and I’m thirsty.

Your bra doesn’t look like it fits, do you want to try the free fitting service back at my place?

Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is.

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis

Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

Your body is made up of 70% water. and I’m thirsty.

Your bra doesn’t look like it fits, do you want to try the free fitting service back at my place?

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I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Your body is made up of 70% water. and I’m thirsty.

What do you, yogurt, cereal, and soup have in common? They’re all things I want to spoon.

What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.

My name isn’t Elmo

One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?

What do you think?

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