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Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

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Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

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