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I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face.

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I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face.
I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face.

I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face.

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I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
I’d treat you like a snowstorm; give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

I’d treat you like a snowstorm; give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.