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My fridge is full of your favorite breakfast food for when you wake up underneath me.

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My fridge is full of your favorite breakfast food for when you wake up underneath me.
My fridge is full of your favorite breakfast food for when you wake up underneath me.

My fridge is full of your favorite breakfast food for when you wake up underneath me.

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Let’s see how many four-letter nicknames I can come up with for you while you bounce up and down on me.

Let’s see how many four-letter nicknames I can come up with for you while you bounce up and down on me.
My name’s Pogo, d’ya wanna jump on my stick?

My name’s Pogo, d’ya wanna jump on my stick?