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They called me, “First Name + Dyson Ball Vacuum Thingy + Last Name” in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

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They called me, “First Name + Dyson Ball Vacuum Thingy + Last Name” in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.
They called me, “First Name + Dyson Ball Vacuum Thingy + Last Name” in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

They called me, “First Name + Dyson Ball Vacuum Thingy + Last Name” in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
This may seem corny

This may seem corny