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You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.

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You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.

You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.

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