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Are you the University of Phoenix? Because I’m pursuing you online from my couch.

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Are you the University of Phoenix? Because I’m pursuing you online from my couch.
Are you the University of Phoenix? Because I’m pursuing you online from my couch.

Are you the University of Phoenix? Because I’m pursuing you online from my couch.

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